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今 天我看到警察车在我后面，我打灯再转lane,他不过。一直平走。走了一条多街，我要转左，（吖，唔识打叻）so I switched back to the left lane and then signaled to turn left.
3 ~2 H( j* k/ Q( g- l5 Q1 sSuddenly the car behind me turned the siren on. I wasn't sure if that was for me so I turned left and pulled to the side.; Z" S) ?6 J/ X, A. h; }
; V& Z3 `1 x* p6 M- e/ e"Can I have your driver license and registration please?" he said.+ ^, l. Q" i7 }9 x
"What was the problem officer?"I enquired.
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"Just stay here" so he walked away with my stuffs in his hand.
- b$ r5 x% a* c7 ITen long minutes later. He reappeared by my window and said,"My partner and I saw you changing lane without signaling sir."
2 S/ }3 t0 {) i"Oh,excuse me but I was just trying to let you pass" I objected.
% F9 E+ R- S% A1 P; b; p. l4 w( p"no, I mean the second time when you changed lane."* E: g$ v4 a5 [4 ?- `0 E& m H
I think he was pissed off that I cut in front of him.) M% w G& m1 m; d1 h. g+ m
: K8 U9 E, z" v* L. u8 F"Sorry sir, could you excuse me this time, after all I was trying to let you pass first, but......"
$ b6 i8 M M2 x4 u6 t1 I"No but"he continuously mumbling,"do you always ask for free food in the restaurant?'5 T) D, @9 d+ c2 S7 f! ^( y0 S; w, r
Then I said" for it, no point arguing just do what you have to do"
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! @/ a. j" J" J0 W4 CWe both walked back to the police car and I saw another tiny police woman inside, so I waved "hi there'.: z9 E& E" y& A) v, ]
The policeman finished writing the ticket and said,"here, you are free to go now,' he then got back in his car. a9 Q- e, S- X" z- y
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I look at the $115 ticket and said "holy cow, you're robbing me."# J8 H0 D& C: m- O. p/ P; T
Then I pulled out a toonie and placed it on their hood and said this is the tip for your friend there."' [: [ F3 E2 F4 i0 \5 [
2 {$ o! b3 n% [) A- {Woo. The policeman turned red and glared at me "look buddy, I am going to issue you another ticket for bribery.". T& S8 G: \2 u2 r% q1 ^
"Bribery?, no hell, just tips for your friend there."1 r" R& s" U( F( k, s ?8 D
" Q; m. }0 r, t! ?1 L( c' {1 UOh boy, he tried to pretent to open the door but she giggling and held him back."3 n# [# v2 R4 h
) c( c- t K7 y. m9 mSo I left. When I made the turn again, they were still quarrelling.2 [; j V" U P) G
My wife gave me shit "you always play around and when are you going to stop it."& b9 z: Y* s4 A' L/ i. ?5 }
( F1 f5 U, P1 p1 X2 X: y I don't know why I am still laughing my guts out as I am typing now but it costed my $117. 哈哈。 |
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