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1. "Vacation" means going to Calgary or Edmonton for the weekend.
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2. You measure distance in hours. [lately how many movies, for people with the latest vans equipped with DVD's]
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3. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
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4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once.
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# V/ b' N) I9 r6 X! L% C) }: h# e5. You use a down comforter in the summer. ( B% }4 r6 ^" K b! f) y7 p# \* d
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6. Your grandparents drive at 100 km/h through four meters of snow during a
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7. You carry jumper cables in your car and your kids know how to use them." B2 c, u, t: _; M
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8. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.3 N8 U4 S" V0 F* b9 y
& y' ?+ U L$ X: L& E9. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled. (That is sooooo Edmonton)$ c+ ]* h* A( N% R0 Y: m: n
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10. You know both seasons: Winter and construction.. W( j, s5 b: v. E
( |7 j+ }9 l, _5 r8 \ h11. You are bundled up in three sweaters, a parka, ski pants, a touque,
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6 w. }+ A" I4 k( gyour nose is running, you can't feel your toes, and you still stop at 7 & x3 n! u$ S0 @4 N, n% j( A+ f
Eleven for a Slurpee on the way home from the ski hill.( f& m- T- {; {4 n
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12. Gopher = speedbump.
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3 s: \2 d _, I- [13. At least half of your family works in oil and gas./ M8 `: n! I! N
$ U3 V4 ?! a; B1 ~) a ]% z14. You actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your
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