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1. "Vacation" means going to Calgary or Edmonton for the weekend.' _( l4 [' u- c/ M
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2. You measure distance in hours. [lately how many movies, for people with the latest vans equipped with DVD's]9 c$ y! Q% p+ l* m: {$ _" E
6 d6 I( I6 b, L9 O# E3. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.; X; ~8 E( J, Q& m: R. ?
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4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once. 7 x8 u% ^9 M" E
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5. You use a down comforter in the summer.
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6. Your grandparents drive at 100 km/h through four meters of snow during a ' M- b8 G3 H" s9 r
blizzard, without flinching. [not many of us can say that though]1 i3 [0 T3 O+ t. i
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7. You carry jumper cables in your car and your kids know how to use them.% n0 m6 V, k- [2 m' H; N. Z
w, \5 D+ k; L) V8 K, b- Q" i' _8. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.. S4 G" O! t2 a; c4 |6 `& g
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9. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled. (That is sooooo Edmonton)
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10. You know both seasons: Winter and construction.: f/ s( Q- Y; F7 n
0 J I' k; v- N2 Z+ E9 j5 L: x11. You are bundled up in three sweaters, a parka, ski pants, a touque, / \, u' q- _+ [9 k: ^, E
two pairs of mittens, boots past your knees in 3 feet of snow in a -35
1 s9 u! m2 d0 A7 H2 ~. P9 `(-8000 with the windchill) blizzard, your eyelashes are frozen together, 8 d: _$ F. z- U8 M
your nose is running, you can't feel your toes, and you still stop at 7
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12. Gopher = speedbump.9 |" O5 b& R* ~3 H
5 _/ i5 R. S; V/ j* `3 i, T13. At least half of your family works in oil and gas.
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9 x* o' h) O! G$ q1 A0 u0 [14. You actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your
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