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1. "Vacation" means going to Calgary or Edmonton for the weekend.
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2 r* M! g3 V* t6 Z1 S. \- P6 y2 E2. You measure distance in hours. [lately how many movies, for people with the latest vans equipped with DVD's]/ M" ?' K$ `1 Q: |6 m; K
5 K- O% O: V% ~% V" z2 ~* I3. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.6 G! Z9 V$ n6 t4 a( R
3 q& B' T3 h& ^8 A/ u4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once. $ E |% f* G! D: u! ~ T: f7 p
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5. You use a down comforter in the summer.
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6. Your grandparents drive at 100 km/h through four meters of snow during a
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, i8 [$ V7 z* W; o7 @; k7. You carry jumper cables in your car and your kids know how to use them.
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+ R$ K% E3 h8 d, F8. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.% ]' V* `$ [+ ~/ V4 B% O
+ P* h2 G4 L! C: y9. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled. (That is sooooo Edmonton)
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10. You know both seasons: Winter and construction.; F) l( S* v3 h/ B5 A f4 Z, O
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11. You are bundled up in three sweaters, a parka, ski pants, a touque, # H2 Z p9 s; ]
two pairs of mittens, boots past your knees in 3 feet of snow in a -35
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your nose is running, you can't feel your toes, and you still stop at 7
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12. Gopher = speedbump.
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13. At least half of your family works in oil and gas.: A7 \- u! I6 I
. C/ H& ~: {, E: v, {14. You actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your
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