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1. "Vacation" means going to Calgary or Edmonton for the weekend.
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- t7 V- d& v. t2. You measure distance in hours. [lately how many movies, for people with the latest vans equipped with DVD's]
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) h7 l4 Z. h8 M1 I. a3. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
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4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once. " s/ Z* Y( V( [
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5. You use a down comforter in the summer.
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6. Your grandparents drive at 100 km/h through four meters of snow during a 6 q) X! q5 H" Y* r* Y: `
blizzard, without flinching. [not many of us can say that though]9 p/ I; L! v3 c
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7. You carry jumper cables in your car and your kids know how to use them.9 ?1 {! D, P& B) e; w. j
6 V& G1 c( X. K9 X# S8. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit./ T4 [0 u* l2 T0 s1 c
. F, J; q- e7 t9. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled. (That is sooooo Edmonton), V; L. ~( E& g& l
$ ]6 t8 X8 U" S% d& ~) k4 e4 {0 w4 i10. You know both seasons: Winter and construction.
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8 ^! S! [+ L% @ ~% ?11. You are bundled up in three sweaters, a parka, ski pants, a touque, - l2 ~4 D& ?) Q
two pairs of mittens, boots past your knees in 3 feet of snow in a -35 2 P5 O, z6 J. q. T" a; o
(-8000 with the windchill) blizzard, your eyelashes are frozen together,
/ w6 E% [; y/ T* V# oyour nose is running, you can't feel your toes, and you still stop at 7 % c* C! K( _8 R7 C1 Q# ?) A: o& l
Eleven for a Slurpee on the way home from the ski hill.
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. l# q% [3 P. i4 G5 F( t# i _12. Gopher = speedbump.& k# y/ }$ G; e; d4 e: |
' V$ D& t/ C0 G' k13. At least half of your family works in oil and gas.+ _2 x% B1 T7 s4 I! J% f
; N% T+ W5 v7 O5 ~+ `9 V3 n9 ]14. You actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your ( z8 d+ O- }" ^( r
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