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1. "Vacation" means going to Calgary or Edmonton for the weekend.' S0 @# c& I1 s9 ^
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2. You measure distance in hours. [lately how many movies, for people with the latest vans equipped with DVD's]
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4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once. . V9 K! P/ Y, l
2 f1 p9 l+ q+ p( W+ z5. You use a down comforter in the summer.
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3 ~8 \2 K, G* n. `6. Your grandparents drive at 100 km/h through four meters of snow during a
" I& l) l! n# l# f) v! E' j; Eblizzard, without flinching. [not many of us can say that though]' o3 ]7 L. d0 L; A3 G
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7. You carry jumper cables in your car and your kids know how to use them., [$ T4 H* g! n8 e" K
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8. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.6 X1 }/ S5 n3 s3 b/ B: V
( P' [! A" d/ I, \+ K7 w9. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled. (That is sooooo Edmonton)
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7 d2 m% X* d+ c10. You know both seasons: Winter and construction.+ D( p$ j6 f# m) I2 K+ e( B
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11. You are bundled up in three sweaters, a parka, ski pants, a touque,
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. o7 y! p. J4 b9 ?( C" f(-8000 with the windchill) blizzard, your eyelashes are frozen together,
7 ` h2 K# F; g T4 {4 myour nose is running, you can't feel your toes, and you still stop at 7
) }3 C7 n; |( ?6 w! z+ H$ MEleven for a Slurpee on the way home from the ski hill.
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' n4 T% ~/ k% f ]3 V2 F- t12. Gopher = speedbump.
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" y/ b5 @4 V$ }" b& i13. At least half of your family works in oil and gas.
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14. You actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your
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