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Q: Do Chinese eat dogs?
, W a1 H# O/ e9 h U1 GA: Yes.We eat a lot of dogs. And cats,too. Especially on your "Thanksgiving" day. Besides, turkeys are our favorite pets. We regard turkeysas human’s best friends. In China only the most uneducated eat turkeys.2 P$ N: q% L# B) x7 N
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" [) W5 k; P H: Z: o# }1 f+ f. fQ:中国人吃狗吗?
1 _! h1 P" T, O& T* xA:当然了,我们还吃猫呢,特备是在你们的感恩节的时候。另外,我们最爱的宠物是火鸡,我们觉得火鸡是人类最好的朋友。在中国,只有素质最底下的人才吃火鸡呢。/ I; o6 c. A c6 v9 W' y
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Q: China is becoming strong. Does your government want to take over the world?
' a7 y! t! y( R* w @8 V- WA: Yes, absolutely. As soon as we become powerful, we will invade Iraq and Afghanistan.
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4 ~! q. E& i; N& l2 ?9 B) M5 yQ:中国越来越强大,你们的政府会控制世界吗?& L" ]& e6 R/ E/ ~0 V
A:那当然。一旦我们有了实力,我们就会入侵伊拉克和阿富汗。
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( ?: H% G8 i4 M T; a2 NQ: Why doesn’t your government give Tibet back to its monks?
; r8 ]2 B5 p# H* X4 `% lA: Because the monks want to help the Seminoles take back Florida.
2 m9 b! t6 K( ~! D- _0 l4 O注:Seminoles (印第安人的)塞米诺尔族" A: @5 V' c% I/ m
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6 g$ R# V5 ?5 LQ:为什么你们的政府不把XZ还给和尚呢?( {6 N7 Z5 _, a+ M) R) b8 G8 f6 V9 E7 V
A:因为和尚想帮助(印第安人的)塞米诺尔族拿回弗罗里达。" w; Y" B8 v# F
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Q: Are the products made in China very cheap?* T. C# g* b, i5 {- x
A: Yes. Were we using black slaves, the price would be even cheaper.6 O& r6 E6 O, T2 W9 ]) r, i$ p% X
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Q:Made in China的东西是不是都特便宜啊?# i' o9 ?: L9 t
A:当然。如果我们用黑奴的话还能更便宜点。
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Q: You have 1.4 billion people. Now what do you want to do with it?/ p: H4 c' t$ z& `( z
A: Find a new planet. Kill the Indian people there, and move in.; h1 N C e2 e
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# F4 b4 O! N( Q5 V/ T+ jQ:你们有14亿人,你们想怎么做呢?
8 a- _8 {% L/ t. x6 r- c! Q3 KA:找到一个新的星球,把那里的印第安人都杀光,然后住那儿。# ^$ S2 N4 Y) y7 _
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Q: Why you are the only kids in your family?0 L2 w D6 _& f9 `( c/ e C0 ^
A: Because our parents don’t fuck around.3 f7 X2 f+ w5 w2 L; ]8 v2 j
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Q:为啥你家里只有你一个孩子?
( m. y' |4 `# O( d' Z& |A:因为我父母不到处乱搞。
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不要觉得这些回答很贱,其实问这些问题的老外才是最贱的
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