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Q: Do Chinese eat dogs?
0 R c7 J* A: H% @4 u; HA: Yes.We eat a lot of dogs. And cats,too. Especially on your "Thanksgiving" day. Besides, turkeys are our favorite pets. We regard turkeysas human’s best friends. In China only the most uneducated eat turkeys.: |/ \0 e9 K$ e
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Q:中国人吃狗吗?
3 B% H5 g4 s# ?$ J1 fA:当然了,我们还吃猫呢,特备是在你们的感恩节的时候。另外,我们最爱的宠物是火鸡,我们觉得火鸡是人类最好的朋友。在中国,只有素质最底下的人才吃火鸡呢。 ^$ Y0 X1 H5 q" E4 _# i
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2 m# Q4 T0 ?4 I+ i1 uQ: China is becoming strong. Does your government want to take over the world?
, L1 C$ [' X# c, K8 Z9 lA: Yes, absolutely. As soon as we become powerful, we will invade Iraq and Afghanistan.
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Q:中国越来越强大,你们的政府会控制世界吗?" n; d/ h3 C, q7 r& H* A
A:那当然。一旦我们有了实力,我们就会入侵伊拉克和阿富汗。
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4 `3 S2 I* X: f3 OQ: Why doesn’t your government give Tibet back to its monks?
! K2 i. e# U# |+ p6 ^A: Because the monks want to help the Seminoles take back Florida.
; o1 q& J7 G) _( ?, C4 U注:Seminoles (印第安人的)塞米诺尔族
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Q:为什么你们的政府不把XZ还给和尚呢?+ S! M/ D2 t6 v7 P1 B* ]' d3 r
A:因为和尚想帮助(印第安人的)塞米诺尔族拿回弗罗里达。
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. i: C2 x: ]! M2 _7 M9 g5 O) VQ: Are the products made in China very cheap?
: s, p+ E2 d+ F& U+ ~% qA: Yes. Were we using black slaves, the price would be even cheaper.4 J3 U% x8 e1 o* _/ L1 z5 z
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Q:Made in China的东西是不是都特便宜啊?
; X1 C# p$ b4 d' Z+ c) N L1 sA:当然。如果我们用黑奴的话还能更便宜点。
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Q: You have 1.4 billion people. Now what do you want to do with it?9 c# a5 x+ ?* p, b6 Y- Z$ \( t
A: Find a new planet. Kill the Indian people there, and move in.3 J1 Q9 [! b* S+ M& G. F
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4 y# U9 G- {9 `1 MQ:你们有14亿人,你们想怎么做呢?
; y! h+ H. e+ fA:找到一个新的星球,把那里的印第安人都杀光,然后住那儿。$ }5 P/ F8 m) F0 ?0 D; Z
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Q: Why you are the only kids in your family?
, ^/ `9 Q9 g4 x+ m. E W' xA: Because our parents don’t fuck around.
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7 B, U4 R$ q0 Z( v, tQ:为啥你家里只有你一个孩子?
# G9 z. S% Q9 T. c$ ^% xA:因为我父母不到处乱搞。
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