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Q: Do Chinese eat dogs?: [; U( E9 g! V7 Y0 u, D [1 k1 x
A: Yes.We eat a lot of dogs. And cats,too. Especially on your "Thanksgiving" day. Besides, turkeys are our favorite pets. We regard turkeysas human’s best friends. In China only the most uneducated eat turkeys.
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# n# v% o7 W/ J+ v4 L( N, `: V4 j. qQ:中国人吃狗吗?2 j, w9 P8 M6 O7 X8 |( H( _
A:当然了,我们还吃猫呢,特备是在你们的感恩节的时候。另外,我们最爱的宠物是火鸡,我们觉得火鸡是人类最好的朋友。在中国,只有素质最底下的人才吃火鸡呢。
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' B6 z/ d8 i7 F. [$ g% TQ: China is becoming strong. Does your government want to take over the world?
1 j; y. b% D* PA: Yes, absolutely. As soon as we become powerful, we will invade Iraq and Afghanistan.$ X7 N" @) h7 g; M4 \& J0 O+ K1 M
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Q:中国越来越强大,你们的政府会控制世界吗?/ _8 V0 {, y/ ~: Z$ V
A:那当然。一旦我们有了实力,我们就会入侵伊拉克和阿富汗。$ ]% n. D1 S/ `) v) t
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9 W8 w: K" C. g% t+ F- L7 k" V/ SQ: Why doesn’t your government give Tibet back to its monks?/ B2 g* d+ `- y) w0 J
A: Because the monks want to help the Seminoles take back Florida.! m' ~, z$ r N1 j L& N0 n0 f3 _% F
注:Seminoles (印第安人的)塞米诺尔族
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" C% e/ Y: t+ v! s/ f5 ZQ:为什么你们的政府不把XZ还给和尚呢?
" h( `9 a7 ~2 L% R, ^7 p9 VA:因为和尚想帮助(印第安人的)塞米诺尔族拿回弗罗里达。) v Q5 q/ m5 b, |/ f4 u4 S: ]
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Q: Are the products made in China very cheap?0 \6 E0 o) M8 e) s& |
A: Yes. Were we using black slaves, the price would be even cheaper.
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Q:Made in China的东西是不是都特便宜啊?/ r+ r+ h& @- |1 v) ~ n
A:当然。如果我们用黑奴的话还能更便宜点。
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7 L8 o: N9 e& w8 LQ: You have 1.4 billion people. Now what do you want to do with it?( S3 o+ p; _. p
A: Find a new planet. Kill the Indian people there, and move in.# T6 c* f& N% b. O
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. S9 [- E: |% W2 _. }# WQ:你们有14亿人,你们想怎么做呢?
& T/ `5 d" f) ~" d( M0 X0 ]$ UA:找到一个新的星球,把那里的印第安人都杀光,然后住那儿。
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0 z% C2 o* d% _5 V$ MQ: Why you are the only kids in your family?$ Y+ e0 ?9 N& W5 P) h
A: Because our parents don’t fuck around.
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! b8 `) X4 E# F& ^* C9 c$ T. YQ:为啥你家里只有你一个孩子?
" y8 f, D/ W7 A+ qA:因为我父母不到处乱搞。
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& W V# }8 J2 y( N, m2 e不要觉得这些回答很贱,其实问这些问题的老外才是最贱的
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