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Q: Do Chinese eat dogs?
/ c) y$ [0 Y, u! `A: Yes.We eat a lot of dogs. And cats,too. Especially on your "Thanksgiving" day. Besides, turkeys are our favorite pets. We regard turkeysas human’s best friends. In China only the most uneducated eat turkeys.4 {: R& e6 m& r! I& S
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Q:中国人吃狗吗?" o7 r& F: R3 P* |
A:当然了,我们还吃猫呢,特备是在你们的感恩节的时候。另外,我们最爱的宠物是火鸡,我们觉得火鸡是人类最好的朋友。在中国,只有素质最底下的人才吃火鸡呢。. D( S% S9 L1 q0 r( E) [* E
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$ L6 |) ?! Z0 t; `0 \( nQ: China is becoming strong. Does your government want to take over the world?
: W; b5 p( M$ b; ?4 g" {A: Yes, absolutely. As soon as we become powerful, we will invade Iraq and Afghanistan.
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Q:中国越来越强大,你们的政府会控制世界吗?
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Q: Why doesn’t your government give Tibet back to its monks? D) t/ g3 \/ [% `& ~
A: Because the monks want to help the Seminoles take back Florida.. L G: h) R6 R9 b% m
注:Seminoles (印第安人的)塞米诺尔族6 x) |3 B5 D& ^3 P% y0 _
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' ] B% {! y/ W O7 q7 Y* FQ:为什么你们的政府不把XZ还给和尚呢?
7 f/ o7 T) ^; u- b: j& oA:因为和尚想帮助(印第安人的)塞米诺尔族拿回弗罗里达。0 K2 O' ?, A$ i0 u4 u: q; M% ^7 A& d
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Q: Are the products made in China very cheap?* w h, d: e6 R$ F
A: Yes. Were we using black slaves, the price would be even cheaper.. N" N0 [& z# u7 S: @; s. R
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Q:Made in China的东西是不是都特便宜啊?! G# X# ]3 d- [) G6 X6 A9 v" c" r5 |
A:当然。如果我们用黑奴的话还能更便宜点。, n/ L: P$ b9 N. _% Q2 F* [1 M( K
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' [6 f7 Y P( t- c7 `. gQ: You have 1.4 billion people. Now what do you want to do with it?& ]/ B5 U2 d9 c* w0 u3 a
A: Find a new planet. Kill the Indian people there, and move in.
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Q:你们有14亿人,你们想怎么做呢?& K. `* k3 |' F3 b+ t# U
A:找到一个新的星球,把那里的印第安人都杀光,然后住那儿。
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Q: Why you are the only kids in your family?
( R7 F+ x) o4 X* `- `5 fA: Because our parents don’t fuck around.
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Q:为啥你家里只有你一个孩子?. K9 T7 m* w0 v$ l& o, ~8 l
A:因为我父母不到处乱搞。
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不要觉得这些回答很贱,其实问这些问题的老外才是最贱的
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