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Q: Do Chinese eat dogs?) A8 F, Z1 A* _
A: Yes.We eat a lot of dogs. And cats,too. Especially on your "Thanksgiving" day. Besides, turkeys are our favorite pets. We regard turkeysas human’s best friends. In China only the most uneducated eat turkeys.
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) {. F; ]! ^0 z2 u6 L" yQ:中国人吃狗吗?
4 f) O/ S& o" R8 G' e8 k8 DA:当然了,我们还吃猫呢,特备是在你们的感恩节的时候。另外,我们最爱的宠物是火鸡,我们觉得火鸡是人类最好的朋友。在中国,只有素质最底下的人才吃火鸡呢。! ?: | ^5 [2 c4 W8 C0 L
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Q: China is becoming strong. Does your government want to take over the world?; l O3 C. \' W9 j) G* s2 B. E
A: Yes, absolutely. As soon as we become powerful, we will invade Iraq and Afghanistan.
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_. z. w" [ z. @: QQ:中国越来越强大,你们的政府会控制世界吗?
) y( V8 F# w7 y: aA:那当然。一旦我们有了实力,我们就会入侵伊拉克和阿富汗。
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" n1 u) L+ x$ f0 N/ v( r) dQ: Why doesn’t your government give Tibet back to its monks?
0 e1 z7 k5 R* b' i/ ^( @A: Because the monks want to help the Seminoles take back Florida.
, s1 d( G) b3 U: u注:Seminoles (印第安人的)塞米诺尔族# H4 u i, q9 M" C
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Q:为什么你们的政府不把XZ还给和尚呢?
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0 J) @. |: j5 {4 XQ: Are the products made in China very cheap?& C( K5 D5 J7 P* y
A: Yes. Were we using black slaves, the price would be even cheaper.
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Q:Made in China的东西是不是都特便宜啊?
7 Z8 a) y& {8 ?& s+ I* KA:当然。如果我们用黑奴的话还能更便宜点。3 r9 y3 i2 O7 a+ d" N" b
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Q: You have 1.4 billion people. Now what do you want to do with it?
. l: ?; C# n; e0 QA: Find a new planet. Kill the Indian people there, and move in.# @2 ~( C. V+ x4 k
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5 y4 ~" K* n& Q9 G3 YQ:你们有14亿人,你们想怎么做呢?
' z5 b. \7 `: y3 A1 M! N% vA:找到一个新的星球,把那里的印第安人都杀光,然后住那儿。" e T& @3 a, C" k$ y
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' K; N2 t! V# I" |4 }( ?5 FQ: Why you are the only kids in your family?: h. a" @7 Z. }& Z: M; F& h* Y$ c
A: Because our parents don’t fuck around.7 ~* C+ m) U# d% R) V
, z2 \6 i1 J% @& H/ D/ mQ:为啥你家里只有你一个孩子?# @) {, Q7 E/ l" c$ {0 U
A:因为我父母不到处乱搞。
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不要觉得这些回答很贱,其实问这些问题的老外才是最贱的
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