请教英语

kazaa

我有时在某路边停车，那里是免费停车，那段路边的空间有限。但我发现某些人经常停车后不往后/往前，靠近后面/前面的车，以致前后留的空非常大，经常是大半个车位，所以那段路边的空间经常被无端浪费。
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那天看到一印度妇女就这么停车，她出来的时候，我劝告她不应该这样停车，她竟然说大家都这样停，我当时就告诉她，别人那样停，不意味着你也应该这样。我差点就告诉她，这里是加拿大，不是你老家。后来她答应往后倒。

我想打印个传单，在那些留空太大的车上留份传单，提醒她/他。希望言简意骇，请大家帮我出主意。
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Something like:
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! Y/ x1 Q# F3 P7 ~3 T2 |          Please don't leave too much space in front or behind your car. Just move backward / forward a little bit.

          It may take you just seconds, but will be a big convenience for others.
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: u3 {$ |/ l9 @# U: O. C2 U/ F          BTW, some people, who are not happy with the way you park, may kick your car.
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+ y+ [5 U" @; d谢谢

xiangxiang

Patrick_Z

Adding a little humor wouldn’t hurt, either. I could easily come up with a few:
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3 Q& h. x3 _% v/ H# n2 V0 Z0 u“Chuck Norris disapproves of this horribly executed parking job. HOO HA!”

6 `# {" q& [, ~3 j8 e: e“Your vehicle occupies two parking spaces. You must be special.”
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# H! r- E+ a" x“Would Jesus park like this?”

“Your crappy Honda doesn’t even deserve one parking spot, let alone TWO. It would be greatly appreciated if you only took up one spot, or simply bought a Ford.”

kazaa

Patrick_Z 发表于 2014-9-23 10:58
2 P! e& H* @& J; I* C6 VAdding a little humor wouldn’t hurt, either. I could easily come up with a few:

- x( T6 M. I: b$ j0 j“Chuck Norris d ...

我觉得，你的幽默很好，我考虑加上，但着只会对加拿大本地人有用，对印度人可能没有用。所以我想加上：
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  v+ w1 U$ X# X; Q. {3 I8 M# ?“BTW, some people, who are not happy with the way you park, may kick your car”
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+ _& \+ z# m7 k2 S2 b0 x$ b! S这可能对印度人很有效，但我不肯定是否违法，我本人不会去毁别人的车，但别人可能，我是提醒。

Jiye@yuan

Leave more space to the following, please.

petercool

很好啊写的！

yuiop99

kazaa 发表于 2014-9-23 11:13
我觉得，你的幽默很好，我考虑加上，但着只会对加拿大本地人有用，对印度人可能没有用。所以我想加上：
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This one is for #3's:
Great parking job! Did you park with both of your hands off the wheel? one hand eating, one hand wiping your ass...

kazaa

yuiop99 发表于 2014-9-23 14:55
This one is for #3's:
6 ~- v& j6 [/ I& V( \Great parking job! Did you park with both of your hands off the wheel? one  ...

女阿三直接报警，我以后就再也不用在那里趴车了。

ballard

i am a tire kicker!